Today, I randomly decided to do a 100 mile ride, the Tony Serrano Century memorial ride. The ride is in honor of an avid cyclist and ultra runner that was tragically struck by a car while training for an ironman a few years ago. Though I never met him, today I heard all about the impact Tony had on his community through his love for the sport. To read more about Tony, please visit http://www.tonyserranoride.com
Friday evening phone call to my sister:
“Hey Liss.. Can I borrow your bike?”
“Yeah sure, whats up?”
“I’m gonna do this 100 mile ride thing in the morning.”
So for any other like minded individuals who might think that just setting out to randomly ride 100 miles with no training (or even your own bike) sounds like fun..Since there are so many of us out there.. Here are my tips for you!
1.) At least be an endurance junkie of some sort before you consider this! Running 100 miles is a whole heck of a lot harder than riding it. HOWEVER, nowhere during a 100 mile run does your crotch feel like its been attacked by a raging animal. You must have some experience sticking out touch stuff before you decide to ride this far. Neck. Back. Butt. Holy moly. No, it wasn’t as hard or as long as a 100 run, but mostly it just felt like a really really bad trip to an evil gynecologist… I’m sure these feelings get resolved with much training and a properly fitted bike, but I decided to forgo these crucial elements..and that’s all I gotta say about that.
2.) Get ya some clippy things and real gear. Now I’m sure this is a no brainer for pretty much anyone that bikes, but not everyone bikes. Even if it’s just so you don’t look like a complete tool next to all of the people in their special shoes, you must invest in these shoes & pedals if you want to go far. The only thing that hurt on me during this ride were my quads. Why? Because that’s the only leg muscle group I used for 100 miles. Since I only wore sneaks on a flat pedal, I had no way to pull the pedal up. Just push. No bueno. Also I was told that my shirt “created too much drag” whatever the heck that means.. So get yourself something undragalicious… Like a snazzy bike shirt that says “I’m hardcore” or something along those lines.
3. At least do a ride around the neighborhood first. So I never rode my sister’s bike before this. Okay, actually, I only rode another road bike in 2008, like 3 times. That’s it. So I’m not like a bicycle connoisseur, but I don’t have to be to know that the bike I was riding was not a real good fit for me. It just felt all awkward and uncomfortable from the get-go. This left me with hours of pondering deep secrets of the universe like Why would someone ride a bike for so long? I still do not have this answer. It will plague me for all eternity.
4.) Find a Dani If you are really planning to go the distance with no prior training, you must find your own Dani Grabol. Dani, an incredible cyclist and triathlete, sacrificed her century ride to support me at my snail pace. I’m sure without her there to help encourage me along, I would have maybe done, I dunno, the kiddie 10 miler route? Having someone “show you the ropes” is crucial when you don’t even know what the ropes look like or where to even look for them. In biking these ropes look like flat tires, working gears, fixing breaks, etc… Thanks, Dani!
5.) Wear sunscreen
My moms gonna love that tomorrow in our family Easter pictures..
6. Finish! This is vital. If you have the balls to act a fool in such a manner as this, you darn well better have the balls to finish what you started. Otherwise, you’re just a complete imbecile, and you will shame your family.
Hopefully your impromptu cycling endeavors will now flow much smoother than mine did while losing my century virginity today. Total geek or not, cycling 100 miles was pretty darn painful good fun. I highly recommend it!
21 Replies to “Guidelines for Losing Your Century Virginity”
….so, how much did your arms hurt the next evening??? Looks nasty (still, worth it for a first 100).
Hahahha yeah it bothered me while I slept. Honestly though, the pain was all gone the next day so I can’t gripe 😉 thx for reading
Hahaha This was so funny to read. At least you didn’t use your mountain bike to ride a 100 miles!
Haha..It crossed my mind…
Haha! And I thought I wasn’t quite trained enough for my first century a few years back – and I had my own bike and super padded shorts. I ended up with “cyclists palsy” (ulnar neuropathy) after mine, so at least you missed out on that. 🙂
Good job on another adventure! 🙂
Oh gosh. I don’t know what that is but it sounds awful. Thanks for reading Heather!:)
This is awesome. And hilarious! Well done on sticking it out!
Ha thanks Kacie!
I knew that you would push through. After all, you are a bada$$ Gelibenarian.
Lol! Thank you for reminding me of my recent acceptance into the association!!!! Canyon time is seriously almost here. Like…weeks now.
I found your blog while trying to vicarouosly experience the Tony Serrany Century. I was supposed to ride but sprained my back and was laid up all weekend. After reading some of your blog, I have come to the conclusion that I am a wimp. If you want to try some more cycling, you should check out randonneuring.
Ah Greg that sucks about the back, but I’m sure you’re not the wimp you say you are! Lol! Maybe I’ll catch ya out on a ride some time, I’ll check out your cycling group. Thanks for reading!!!
I stumbled upon this googling the Tony Serrano ride as well!! You are a hoot and awesome too!!! Congrats!!!
Haha thanks! And thanks for reading MaryAnn.
Hey! I found your blog because some ninja said you’re awesome. This post cracked me up! You are awesome, indeed.
LOL!! Thanks for checking it out!! The ninjas have blessed me with blog traffic 😉
Ha! How fun. You’re my kinda crazy. Though you really took the cake not even having ridden the borrowed bike you used. Kudos for finishing!!
Hahah thanks! Can’t wait to read about your success in your first one! Good luck!
That was awesome!!! That training thing is so overrated !!
HSHSHAHA I know right? 🙂 you doing aO100 this year?